| 1. |
When you first bought your house, you lived in the country. Now that same
house is part of the city. |
| 2. |
You
can't get anything repaired because "they
stopped making those parts
years ago." |
| 3. |
The swing set in the backyard has sprouted roots. |
| 4. |
The
plumber's phone is on your speed dial. |
| 5. |
Your phone number is on your plumber's speed
dial. |
| 6. |
All the children's rooms are now guest bedrooms. |
| 7. |
You
haven't visited the other half of the house in
six months. |
| 8. |
You
have to move the furniture to see the carpet's
original color. |
| 9. |
Your
bathroom is decorated in avocado green -- from
the first time it was
in style. |
| 10. |
You can't make any improvements to the exterior
of your home without getting
approval from the "Board of Historic Monuments." |
